Spme nun was saying that she was raped, and was completely freaking out about it. So she goes to Mother Superior, and says, "Mother Superior. I've been raped, and I don't know what to do. Can you please help."

"Of course my child. I will gladly offer my advice. The first thing you need to do is suck on a lemon."

"Will that prevent me from getting pregnant?"

"No. But it will wipe that smile of your face."

Duh .. lol i mean i guess that was funny i only got a kick out of it b/c a nun got raped i mean lol you dont hear about nuns getting raped that often.. lol but i guess it was good but im not a joke critic so i cant really decide lol

But it did make me laugh kinda and i havnt realyl laughed in a while. so Thak you i guess lol

Hahahah, man, who would rape a nun, i have never EVER in my life seen a "hot" nun, they are all old and gross, warts everywhere hahaha. Ok maybe im exagerating about the warts but honestly who in the right mind, same goes for preists, would agree to never have sex for the rest of their life thats just utter stupidity :|:|. I doubt i could go for a month without it, like that guy in that movie "no sex for 40 days". [post #26/100]

ever read Juliette? three nuns making out by page 2 .. Sade was a sick *BLEEP*, but still kind of interesting i guess. The book alternates between philosophy and warped pornography. I've never read past the turkey-screwing and scat though.

I'm not sure how related this is, but nun and rape in the same sentence made me think of it.