hmm? at first i didnt believe this, but a man [Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio] was arrested for having intercourse with a table ????? can you really get arrested for that? there were some dvds he made of himself doing so, but he wasnt distributing them... he was kinda seen four times having sex with the table, but always between 10-noon. sure there was an elementary school nearby.. but come on, theres a elementary school near everywhere in the us. and he wasnt doing the thing with the table with the hole in the middle in front of the kids, or at a time when kids could be present


i feel bad for the poor guy & his three kids [all in school] how embarrising

You got that right, how embarassing! Although he brought that on himself for doing it with a table. I guess he was following the old saying, "any holes a goal!"

I call this a form of "bad publicity." If he was seen, then it wasn't in private (or in a good hiding spot). It doesn't matter what age it was that saw him, he did it in public, and that's enough of a reason to arrest someone.

But where did you get this information?

Now THAT! Is a question I'd like to know !

I personally discovered this when looking at a news story about the "Tree Man" and it was linked in the same area. All i can say to him is "whatever floats your boat"

Oh My God!!!!

All I want to know is HOW? .. I mean, I honestly do not care about why he did it.. Heck if he is that crazy I honestly do not care about why he did it

I mean I have heard of humans having sexual intercourse with animals and vice versa but tables?

I had actually seen this in my local newspaper, I find it weirdly funny but sad There are plenty of links that give you details about the news... Here is one of them

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

And yes it was in public O_o

There appears to be no mention on whether or not they burned (disposed) the table. If that table is still there, i'd hate to be the one to sit at that table.

Huh. In public, you could get put in jail for 20 years for that, no problem. (Or a mental asylum for 15 years. Whatever floats your boat.)

But where is there a hole inside the table? I mean, I'd understand if it was a woman, but... eww. (If he did it in private, then no one would notice anything, and he wouldn't have gotten into so much trouble.)

Want to know the sad thing about this incident, that it is not uncommon for someone doing something stupid like this. It reminds me of a story of a guy getting freaky with a hole in his hot tub, they had to bring the fire department to get him free because of how well that hot tub had suction itself on him. Of course now this guy will be slammed with a sexual predator label of some sort, and force to register as a sex offender because of the fact he was doing this at a school. Heck I hope the authorities are smart and take his kids away as well because who knows what he might do without his table.

So in other words this guy just screwed up his life, screwed his family all because he didn't know how to control himself.