 mama poor jokes, ya mama jokes |
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 Oct 9 2004, 08:38 AM
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Member [Level 2]  Group: Members Posts: 83 Joined: 9-October 04 From: NJ/CALI/or UTAH Member No.: 1,557  |
These are a few Ya mama jokes I heard when I was a kid.
Ya mama's so poor, she has to use a fork with cereal to save on milk:P Ya mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving. Ya mama's so poor, when I stepped on a cigarrete on the ground, she said why did you get rid of my heat. blah, that's all i can think of for now,. I'll write more when I think of them 
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Oct 2 2007, 09:48 PM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: Members Posts: 2,360 Joined: 21-September 07 Member No.: 50,369 |
Name:tops ckrets
Email: your mama is so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white;) -tops ckrets |
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Jan 28 2008, 08:07 PM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: Members Posts: 2,360 Joined: 21-September 07 Member No.: 50,369 |
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued...
-reply by jessi |
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Feb 2 2008, 05:58 AM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: Members Posts: 2,360 Joined: 21-September 07 Member No.: 50,369 |
ya mama is so fat
mama poor jokes When she went swimming in the ocean the whales came up and started singing "We are family..." -reply by Viki |
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Feb 7 2008, 10:22 AM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: Members Posts: 2,360 Joined: 21-September 07 Member No.: 50,369 |
Ya mamas so fat people jog round her for exercise
-reply by shep |
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Feb 24 2008, 10:57 PM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: Members Posts: 2,360 Joined: 21-September 07 Member No.: 50,369 |
yo moma
mama poor jokes Yo moma is so stuped she got hit by a parked car. -reply by ahanu etu |
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Feb 28 2008, 07:56 PM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: Members Posts: 2,360 Joined: 21-September 07 Member No.: 50,369 |
Yo mama so fat her cereal came with a life guard
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Mar 20 2008, 08:16 AM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: Members Posts: 2,360 Joined: 21-September 07 Member No.: 50,369 |
Yo mama is so stupid that one day I saw her shouting at an open envelope so I asked what she was doing. She replied that she was sending voicemail.
-reply by son of 2pac |
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Mar 31 2008, 06:03 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 31-March 08 Member No.: 60,145 |
i have some yo-mama jokes, check:
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct. Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride. Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR! Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business. Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven! =D i like the VCR-one |