 Mail A Bloody Cow Head, And Get The Girl |
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  Jan 17 2008, 07:22 AM
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Newbie [Level 2]  Group: Members Posts: 29 Joined: 16-January 08 Member No.: 56,346  |
A man from Pennsylvania was a little annoyed that his wife was apparently cheating on him, so he sent a little package to his wife's lover: a bloody cow head from the butcher's.
QUOTE Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles. Fife had several charges filed against him, but the kicker is that after the incident, he and his wife reconciled. http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08008/84759...mpid=latest.xml |
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Jan 17 2008, 04:36 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 403 Joined: 14-October 07 From: ERROR 404 Member No.: 51,575 |
Haha, this is pretty funny. It's a pretty good prank to pull on someone having an affair with your wife.
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Jan 18 2008, 01:20 AM
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Newbie [Level 2] Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 35 Joined: 3-December 07 From: Nova Scotia, Canada Member No.: 54,114 |
Wow
I have to admit This pretty much gets the award for Most Awesome Thing I've Heard Today. Which is an accomplishment, because I spent an hour listening to my Physics Teacher explaining the Duality of Light to the class. And I love the Duality of Light talk. Anyway, awesome story. |
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Jan 18 2008, 01:23 AM
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Newbie [Level 3] Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 20-December 07 From: Melbourne, AUS Member No.: 55,017 |
I'm gonna say "Ouch!" to the wife!
At least they got back together...  
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Jan 18 2008, 04:48 PM
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Privileged Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 568 Joined: 13-December 06 Member No.: 35,271 |
Want revenge? Send her a cows head. LOL. Crazy man, deserves to get shot tbh. Killing innocent animals just to use a gesture that he's a little bit cross with the person.
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Jan 19 2008, 09:10 AM
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Super Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 340 Joined: 29-April 07 Member No.: 42,353 |
You mean send him a cows head, unless his wife was a lesbian. Who do you mean deserves to be shot? If anyone, the wife in my opinion. Using an animal for that, especially a cow, isnt much different than killing it to eat to it. A lot of cows are even breed to be killed an eaten. He probably should have sent his wife's head though, that would have made more of an impact.
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Jan 19 2008, 08:28 PM
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Member [Level 1] Group: Members Posts: 68 Joined: 7-January 08 Member No.: 55,865 |
absurdity wins again; This has to be as freaking weird as when the black guy mailed himself to America, 'cept this is cool and not a threat to national security (although in a way the black guy mailing himself is better for america
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Jan 31 2008, 03:38 PM
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Super Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 355 Joined: 14-June 07 From: Missouri Member No.: 44,799 |
QUOTE(Forbez @ Jan 18 2008, 10:48 AM)  Want revenge? Send her a cows head. LOL. Crazy man, deserves to get shot tbh. Killing innocent animals just to use a gesture that he's a little bit cross with the person. He didn't kill it just as a gesture, he got it at a butcher shop, it was allready dead and killed so us carnavores could eat it. And besides, I'm betting you've never been cow kicked, butted, stomped or gored by a friendly, innocent little bovine. Trust me, there's nothing innocent about a cow. Mean, spiteful creatures. Their only redeming quality is that they taste good and give milk. 
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Feb 5 2008, 07:12 PM
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Newbie [Level 1] Group: Members Posts: 23 Joined: 5-February 08 Member No.: 57,371 |
thats pretty much what i would do, maybe not a cow head but still a good plan. bet he doesnt do it again
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