1.Make a trail of tomato juice leading towards the women's bathroom.
2.Ask to put a pack of gum on layaway.
3.Put antifreeze in the freezer.
4.Hide in the racks of clothing and grab people's ankles as they walk by.
5.Go into the fitting rooms and 5 min. later shout, "There isn't any tp in here!!!"
6.*Holiday Season* Ask an employee why there are white and black santas, but ne aboriganise santas.
7.Ride a display bike through the store and claim yo're taking it for a test drive.
8.Frozen pizza frisbe
9.Marco Polo.
10.Hold a broomstick joust.
11.Start a game of hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in.
12.Pull lawn chairs over to the demo tv's and watch.
13.Hog the video game demos.
14.Put kool-aid in the toilets.
15.Run up to a male employee and say, "I need some tampons quick!!!"
16.Throw a bouncy ball down an isle and yell, "Go Pikachu Go"
17.While looking at weapons in the hunting department, ask where the antidepresents are.
18.Superglue items to the floor.
19.Hide behind items on the shelves, and when people grab them yell, "BOO!!!"
20.Grab a basket full of condoms and birth control products and go to the oldest checkout person.

*******PS: This is just a joke. If you are going to try any of these, try numbers 2, 6,9, 15, and 20.

This post has been edited by Mermaid711: Apr 29 2007, 01:28 PM

1. Who's gonna clean it up afterwards?
3. Hope it doesn't spoil the food... You know, the thing people buy to eat.
4. Perfect! When they trip and fall and get hurt 'cause of you, they could probably press charges.
7. I don't think much riding can be done in a place filled with people; though that's not the problem that would cause for you doing so. And remember: You break it, you pay for it.
8. Relate to 3 and 4.
10. See last sentence in 7.
14. I hope you have purchased it before doing so.
16. Hope it doesn't hit someone hit someone or bounce into someone's cart. And be prepared to get rebuked—don't run away, and listen to every word they say—if it does.
18. Even if you purchased the glue and the items, you're causing others unecessary work.
19. Hope someone does literally die from a heart attack.

heres some of things I do not recommend.

1.Get all drunk go in screaming and puke all over the mirror in the bathroom.
2.Urinate on the floors in the bathroom knowing someone else has to clean them.
3.Hop in your...car person who got shottie grab a buggy and hold on to it then drive through the parking lot with and let it go when going like 60.
4.Go buy gold fish and kill them at the counter after you buy them.
5.Ride a bike out of the store on accident.
6.Buy anything

Things that are fun

1.Fill shopping carts up with stuff and just leave them sit there.
2.Throw tennis balls at the cameras.
3.Eat food while you are there and go up to the counter with an empty wrapper.

I like number 20 the best , but what are you going to do with all of those after your forced to buy them ?

I really do wander why you are going to Walmart when your just gonna be bored anyway. Don't you normally just go there when you need something, then buy it and just go back home? The thing I'ld do if I got bored at Walmart:

GO HOME

I cant belive you didn't make a comment about 5, 15 and 17



Use them... give them to a strip club or prostatute or sumthin like that

If you trip and fall during hide and seek...its you that can sue them.

Nice, it's pretty good.