 Just A Good Joke To Wake Up With, Scotish man and an English man! |
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 Nov 10 2007, 10:49 AM
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Newbie  Group: Members Posts: 8 Joined: 10-November 07 Member No.: 52,755  |
The English And Scotish Dream An english man and a scotish man are driving down a winding road in the dark. Suddenly they crash, but by a miracle non of them are hurt but their cars are written off. They both get out their cars, walk to each other and say "Listen, lets put all this behind us, lets live in peace, the english and scotish" After this, the scotish man goes to his car boot and pulls out a 12 year old bottle of whisky and offers the english man a drink, he drinks half and offers the scotish a drink, her replys "No thanks ill wait till the police get here" Thanks Dannym23 |
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Nov 10 2007, 05:03 PM
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Privileged Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 522 Joined: 9-February 07 Member No.: 38,519 |
hahaha!! that's awesome!! completely hilarious. That's a good one, i'm going to have to use that sometime
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Nov 10 2007, 05:24 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 137 Joined: 20-March 07 From: Where ever you want me to be Member No.: 40,391 |
Nice one Mate,
And it is kind of tricky a bit. For those of you who did not understand please Look at the spoiler below. If you want to fiure it out don't look at the spoiler ( DUH!) When the man drinks the whisky he offers the other man, The other man says i'll wait for the police to get here. HAHA The man who drank it will be drunk and ofcourse the blame will go to the Drunked. And guess what! There's a oral to all of this Moral:- Never Drink and Drive!! Nice joke man, Made it up yourself? |
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Nov 10 2007, 08:51 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 403 Joined: 14-October 07 From: ERROR 404 Member No.: 51,575 |
This is a pretty funny joke, even though I'm english.
If people still don't get it after reading the other spoilers, then read this: The Scottish dude tricked the english dude into drinking the whisky. Then, when the police show up, it will look like the englishman has been drinking alcohol and is therefore to blame for the crash. |
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May 28 2008, 07:15 AM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: Members Posts: 2,360 Joined: 21-September 07 Member No.: 50,369 |
I did not understand this joke
Just A Good Joke To Wake Up With I did not understand this joke, would any one elaborate it for me please? Is drinking prohibited? Or is it something else? -reply by Neeraj |
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May 28 2008, 02:11 PM
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Newbie [Level 3] Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 44 Joined: 6-October 07 From: China Member No.: 51,232 |
hahaha~~
very funny~ "the scotish and the english" way,haha. it took me a minute to understand this. it is making fun of English people. and are scotish well known as this kind of people? I didn't know. |
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May 28 2008, 05:37 PM
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Privileged Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 505 Joined: 14-November 05 From: Britannia! Member No.: 14,287 |
Hahaha! Excellent joke, mate! We're all laughing over here!
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Jul 3 2008, 09:03 PM
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Member [Level 3] Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 17-June 08 Member No.: 63,746 |
Hahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah That joke is pretty funny nice job on that one
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