 Joke: Teacher And The Smart Boy, Totally Hilarious, Very Funny Joke |
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  Feb 28 2008, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked, "Boy. What is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!" Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy.: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy.: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed. Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"? Boy, after a moment "Legs." Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy.: "Pockets." Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy.: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. Boy.: Bubblegum Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy.: Shake hands Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy.: Tent Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy.: Wedding Ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy.: Firetruck Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it, u have to use urhand. Boy.: Fork Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy.: SURNAME. Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy.: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to MIT!, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!". Source : Email |
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Feb 28 2008, 06:56 PM
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$p4m 0n j00 $h4m3 m3 0nc3 $p4m 0n m3 $h4m3 m3 7\/\/1c3  Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 6,315 Joined: 21-September 04 From: 9r33|\| 399$ 4|\|D 5P4/\/\ Member No.: 1,218  |
MY MY MY I wonder what that teacher was thinking about when she was asking this kid those questions
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Feb 28 2008, 07:22 PM
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Privileged Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 525 Joined: 13-October 06 From: Alberta, Canada Member No.: 31,584 |
That is one dirty teacher.... lol
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Feb 28 2008, 09:41 PM
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Super Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 416 Joined: 26-January 08 Member No.: 56,881 |
More like one dirty principal...
Here's another one, in the form of a Little Johnny joke: One of the teacher's questions was: "There are three women eating ice-cream cones. One was licking it, one was biting it, and one was sucking it. Which one was married?" The child replied, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger." It's not a real problem, but it would have been used by the teacher to test the kid's lateral thinking, since it is impossible to deduce from the information given. |
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Feb 28 2008, 10:34 PM
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Super Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 395 Joined: 8-January 08 From: UK - Kent Member No.: 55,950 |
nice joke, could barely read it with such a small font mind lol
no that was funny, i expected the boy to answer something to do with sex at the end but no! |
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Feb 28 2008, 11:00 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 343 Joined: 28-July 06 Member No.: 27,449 |
Lol very awesome!!! Awesome joke!!! Tahts funny!
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Feb 29 2008, 04:37 AM
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Privileged Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 521 Joined: 9-February 07 Member No.: 38,519 |
Wow, lol, quite a good joke. Poor kid, won't get any of his 4th grade friends' jokes, lol, but that's a good thing.
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