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andrej
post Dec 7 2004, 02:20 PM
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One very interesting joke:


3 Wishes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

from http://www.jokes.com/results/detail.asp?id...11&sql=1&cat=14
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hansley
post Dec 7 2004, 04:45 PM
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LoL...can't the blonde just say, I wish I was with my friends instead?
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andrej
post Dec 7 2004, 08:02 PM
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If she did that she wouldn't be blonde biggrin.gif
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post Dec 8 2004, 02:37 PM
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laugh.gif I get the point
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post Dec 8 2004, 03:15 PM
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if she said i want to see my firends then that wouldnt be a joke although i dont think they are her friends anymore
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post Dec 17 2004, 05:55 AM
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i dont get wut u said, y wouldnt she be a blonde?
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post Dec 17 2004, 07:55 AM
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Blondes are meant to be... well... dumb?
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post Dec 21 2004, 03:55 PM
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QUOTE(andrej @ Dec 7 2004, 03:20 PM)
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

   from http://www.jokes.com/results/detail.asp?id...11&sql=1&cat=14
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That would go better as:

The genie then turns to the blonde and asks "So, what is your wish?"

To which the blonde replied "Oh, I really can't think...I wish my friends were here to help me decide!"
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