 How I Was Born?, Dad's answer to son's question :-) |
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  Dec 3 2006, 03:34 PM
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Administrator  Group: Admin Posts: 1,479 Joined: 11-June 04 From: Somewhere in Time & Space. Member No.: 1  |
How I was born? QUOTE Son asks his dad,
"Daddy, how was I born?" His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button." "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!" |
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Dec 3 2006, 04:17 PM
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I'm back... well, sort of.  Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 697 Joined: 26-December 05 From: somewhere in the middle of nowhere Member No.: 16,226  |
 hehehe. funny!
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Dec 3 2006, 04:36 PM
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Premium Member Group: Members Posts: 181 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 19,007 |
LOL , dat was really funny , i like the part about there been no firewall between them
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Dec 3 2006, 04:42 PM
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Super Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 492 Joined: 15-March 05 Member No.: 4,538 |
hehe...good one! I think that I was made the same way!
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Dec 4 2006, 12:07 AM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 2,224 Joined: 5-November 05 From: That one place over there... Member No.: 13,830 |
lol That's really funny. I'm gonna have to share that one.
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Dec 4 2006, 12:23 AM
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-=Hybrid Bus=- Group: Members Posts: 742 Joined: 2-November 05 From: My hybrid bus (in NYC), a computer Member No.: 13,709 |
Why do jokes like this have to exist? Perverting computers lie that might be funny, but it's still a bit sick. But I'm still gonna email this to my friends.
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Dec 4 2006, 01:24 AM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 2 Joined: 4-December 06 Member No.: 34,603 |
hey, that's pretty ingenious if you ask me. I live in the dorms, and I've got plenty of friends that love to hear computer jokes, etc. I'll definitely have to forward that to them.
Thanks for the laugh.
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Dec 5 2006, 04:09 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 113 Joined: 19-July 06 Member No.: 26,883 |
Hehehe, that did put a smile on my face
But aww..the daddy is a nerd and the child is a whoops ..mistake made by his parents ;__; that's sad... I personally would hate it if my son or daughter would realize that he or she was not planned and simply..basically an accident caused by two horny grown-ups o__o Atleast keep it silent right? Otherwise the kid will be walking around his whole life, thinking 'I am an accident..I am a mistake..' .____. Sadness would prevail ;__;
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Dec 5 2006, 04:20 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 138 Joined: 16-September 06 From: Montevideo, UY Member No.: 30,036 |
Ha, ink is right there, I didn't think of that while reading the joke, though. XD
I will mail this to my friends too!!! |
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