 Get Better Grades At School, Fill out this form for your teachers... Good Luck |
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 May 7 2007, 02:02 AM
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.  Group: [MODERATOR] Posts: 4,085 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Linix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly Member No.: 9,787   |
QUOTE The Universal Grade Change Form
To: Professor _______________ From: ____________________ I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons: __1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. __2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did. __3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into: __Medical School __Graduate School __Dental School __Fraternity/Sorority __The Mickey Mouse Club __Tri County Tech __4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ______. __5. I'll lose my scholarship. __6. I'm on a varsity sports team, and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam for me. __7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam. __8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact. __9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles. __10. You are prejudiced against: __ Males __ Blacks __ Females __ Jews __ Catholics __ Whites __ Protestants __ Minorities __ Chicanos __ Students __ People __11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance. __12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness: __ mono __ broken baby finger __ acute alcoholism __ pregnancy __ VD __ fatherhood __13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done. __14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull. __15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade. __16. The lectures were: __ too detailed to pick out important points. __ not explained in any sufficient detail. __ your class was far too boring. __ all jokes and not enough material. __ all of the above. __17. This course was: __too early, I was not awake. __at lunchtime, I was hungry. __too late, I was tired. __18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course. __19. Other reason: __________________. |
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May 7 2007, 03:11 AM
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Premium Member  Group: Members Posts: 168 Joined: 21-February 07 Member No.: 38,999 |
LOL wow, pretty interesting form. I thought it would be some tips and guidelines but I'll go try this out and see if it works... NOT. But I want to see someone try this out. That'd be pretty interesting.
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May 7 2007, 03:54 AM
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Privileged Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 519 Joined: 9-February 07 Member No.: 38,519 |
haha! wonderful. Thanks for sharing, I could use a higher grade in history
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May 8 2007, 02:30 AM
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Member [Level 1] Group: Members Posts: 64 Joined: 26-April 07 From: 127.0.0.1 Member No.: 42,191 |
Haha, nice one.
Really going to print this one out and give it to my English teacher - the one that wouldn't send me to conduct for giving her a paper she knows is a joke. |
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May 8 2007, 08:04 AM
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Member [Level 1] Group: Members Posts: 69 Joined: 6-May 07 From: Dallas, Texas Member No.: 42,678 |
It would be funny if they did accept it. But that's left to my imagination.
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