 The Earth Is Really Flat, Its a conspiracy! |
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 Sep 24 2007, 03:03 AM
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Define:EVIL PROGRAMMER (ē'vəl prō'grăm'ər)- n. An organism that converts caffeine into evil software.  Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 974 Joined: 25-September 05 From: The dungeon deep below the foundation of trap17 Member No.: 12,251  |
Dear fellow trap posters, I have some very sad news to bring to you. Our governments have been lying to us. The earth is really flat. The government and Nasa are both in on the conspiracy. All of the images from space have been modified.
You can read more about the truth here. The entire website is devoted for spreading the truth. If you still don't believe it you might be interested in some of the FAQ of the site: QUOTE Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?" A: It's a conspiracy Q: "What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?" A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked. Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?" A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture. Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?" A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead (more faq can be found at the link above) If you are still wondering how it is possible here are some facts of the earth that haven't been revealed until now: The entire earth is surrounded by an icewall that keeps all of the water from falling off of the sides. The earth is moving upward constantly at a rate of 9.8 m/s2 to cause the sensation of gravity. Now I am sure you all are skeptical and therefore I am going on a quest to find the ice wall and take pictures of it to share with you all. If I do not return please remember highly of me. You can find out more about my quest to the ice wall here. Farewell my fellow trappers. |
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Sep 24 2007, 04:39 AM
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Privileged Member Group: Members Posts: 522 Joined: 13-February 05 From: Netherlands Member No.: 3,745 |
Kind of hilarious, the Flat Earth Society...
QUOTE Q: "What about the stars, sun and moon and other planets? Are they flat too? What are they made of?" A: The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, circle Earth at a height of 3000 miles at its equator, located midway between the North Pole and the ice wall. Each functions similar to a "spotlight," with the sun radiating "hot light," the moon "cold light." As they are spotlights, they only give light out over a certain are which explains why some parts of the Earth are dark when others are light. Their apparent rising and setting are caused by optical illusions. That would be something... I wonder what happens when the sun and moon mae short circuit or when power falls out  Most of their FAQs are really funny, I really wonder if there are actually people who believe this. |
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Sep 24 2007, 06:04 AM
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apt-get moo  Group: [MODERATOR] Posts: 2,048 Joined: 28-May 05 From: Hertfordshire, England Member No.: 7,593  |
QUOTE Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?" A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle. You know, I think I've heard this theory somewhere before...  Some of what they say makes sense, while some of it doesn't, and there are a few bits which contradict themselves. Still, its an interesting theory. |
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Sep 24 2007, 07:39 AM
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Newbie [Level 1] Group: Members Posts: 18 Joined: 22-September 07 Member No.: 50,415 |
Well I don't really believe in this one! Have they ever been on the plane! even myself can see the earth is round not flat. Also *bottom* I look at their flat earth map it won make sense at all. I think in the map it explain as the sun move in orbit above the earth that completely funny. Also what about christop collum (I don't exactly sure I spell his name correct) sail around the earth to prove that the earth is round, isn't that a false story too?
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Sep 24 2007, 09:21 AM
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Member [Level 2] Group: Members Posts: 75 Joined: 16-July 07 Member No.: 46,556 |
What a crazy but interesting "fictional" idea.
The earth is flat and round at the same time. Mainly round and flattened poles. That's just it. A conspiracy? LoL. Maybe. So the conspiracy started during the early astronomers (Brahe, Copernicus, etc.) ? And the new authorities went on with that conspiracy? FOr what? To cover something beyond the Ice Wall? |
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Sep 24 2007, 12:34 PM
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$p4m 0n j00 $h4m3 m3 0nc3 $p4m 0n m3 $h4m3 m3 7\/\/1c3 Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 6,295 Joined: 21-September 04 From: 9r33|\| 399$ 4|\|D 5P4/\/\ Member No.: 1,218  |
First thing I would have to say that its a original website that I have seen that takes that 15th century Earth is flat theory to a whole new level. Second if people really still believe this theory, I don't even know where to begin to convince them why it is wrong, and third talk about to much time on their hands, but the NASA is always good when it comes to conspiracy theories.
QUOTE(rvalkass @ Sep 24 2007, 02:04 AM)  You know, I think I've heard this theory somewhere before... Some of what they say makes sense, while some of it doesn't, and there are a few bits which contradict themselves. Still, its an interesting theory. If your talking about the animals carrying the planet on a person's back, then yeah many ancient civilizations and eve a some religious believe that an animal is holding the planet up. Of course the words I think your looking for is Geocentric (center of the universe and flat earth), and heliocentric (earth is round and not the center of the universe). Odd though first time I heard those two words was in a anime .
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Sep 24 2007, 07:23 PM
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Trap Double Mocha Member Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 2,211 Joined: 5-November 05 From: That one place over there... Member No.: 13,830 |
So you are telling me that Magellan really didn't sail around the world because he can't go around? He must have hit that big ice wall didn't he. Then how come you can't find a precise point on Earth without taking into consideration that it is a sphere? Why is it that planes have flown over every part of the Earth, many with passengers over the International Dateline and things and they made it to the other side of the world? I guess you'll tell me they flew up and turned around without passengers knowing and all the pilots are a part of the conspiracy. Good luck with your ideas, I say you start your own corporation like NASA to fly into space and then take pictures of your own. Of course then I'll start the Round Earth Society and do the same. Sorry if I sound rude, I'm just a big fan of space and NASA.
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Sep 24 2007, 07:38 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 464 Joined: 24-September 06 Member No.: 30,489 |
Weird concept, lol but I am pretty sure the world is round just like the crazy scientists(sailors or whatever) who made this discovery said it was a houndred or whatever years ago. Sounds weird to think the world or earth is actually flat, cool theory I guess but I am sticking with the big men ya know lol.
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