 The Cure For Hypocrisy, joke for reverends |
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 Jun 25 2005, 04:24 PM
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Joshua  Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 605 Joined: 23-June 05 From: Illinois Member No.: 8,571  |
The following is from
http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Hypocrite...Have_Done.shtml I've seen it elsewhere too and couldn't find the site and just did a search on it, I'm not sure where it originated though QUOTE The two thousand member church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service." |
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Jun 25 2005, 06:45 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 2-December 04 Member No.: 2,503 |
Haha, that's a good one.
Hypocrites really are irksome sometimes, but hey, everyone is a hypocrite at some point in time. |
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Jun 25 2005, 07:06 PM
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Ancient Enigma  Group: [MODERATOR] Posts: 1,787 Joined: 11-July 04 From: under the stars Member No.: 76 |
QUOTE(Milk @ Jun 26 2005, 02:45 AM) ...but hey, everyone is a hypocrite at some point in time.  right on the dot! 
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Jun 26 2005, 06:29 AM
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Newbie [Level 1] Group: Members Posts: 23 Joined: 25-June 05 Member No.: 8,640 |
that is a good one, and yes everyone's a hypocrite, especially the people who say they aren't.
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Jun 26 2005, 05:58 PM
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Joshua Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 605 Joined: 23-June 05 From: Illinois Member No.: 8,571 |
Taking that at face value obviously Jesus Christ is an exception but I'd have to think about that, since some get saved at a young age and while still sinners may not have claimed otherwise either... Just not sure about that statement.
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