What's The Most Painful Thing That Ever Happened

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Here is my experience:

I was about 10 years old and was riding on my bicycle. I decided to ride it down a very long and steep hill. Stupid me also decided at the time to pedal as hard as I could on the highest setting (gear 11). I remember destinctly, the speedometer (i was so fortunate ) registering as being at 25 mph when I reached the bottom. At the bottom of the hill was a very nasty corner. I managed to loose my balance and slide for about 10 seconds on my side. Taking a gash out of the side of just above hip, deeply scratched knees and several grazes on my cheek and elbow. I know have scar tissue just above my right hip and I can feel and see it when i bend to the left, it feels like a bridge of skin-like string.

So, what is your nightmare come true?

i was 7 years old. me and my mate were playing power rangers(lol, so premative)

then my mate pretended a brick was a bomb, then threw it on my head. My head oozed with blood and he dint even say sorry. infact he's da one dat cried ??

unbelievable!!!!!!

When I was 10 me and my brother were playing tag, lol and while I was chasing him, he shut the gate fast, and I ran right into it with my face and the side of my eye was cut and gushing of blood, all over my face and hands

lol, very sore !

I think it was when I was 8, me and my brother were playing tag when he thought it would be clever to wrap a hosepipe around my feet and pull it as hard as he possibly could. I fell flat on my face, with my left eye going straight on to the corner of a brick. I was rushed to casualty and spent 6 hours there with concussion. I have also done many other stupid things without the need of help from annoying family members, but that was the only thing I've had to go to hospital for, and I hope its the last thing too!

When I was about 9, I collided with a bicycle!

(clumsy me) I was just running and I knew there was a bicycle behind me.....going the same direction. I thought I would run to the left to aoide it...So did the cyclist (He wanted to avoid me and went to the left)...I wasn't aware...as...I was running forward and didn't turn to see.

Then he crashedddd...from behind..I fell forward...trousers torn...blood coming off..etc.

Well, I was 12, I fell off my bicycle while I was trying to go as fast as I could ( stupid me ), permanantly injuring my knee. ( My knee still hurts ). Doctor said it was not broken, but it will be permanent. Sometimes, while I'm exercising, my knee just feels like it's exploding. It's been aLOT of years, but still hurts like hell.

I think when I was like 5-6 I was playing at the park and fell, hit my face on this wooden log or something, broke my teeth, good thing new ones come out in place!

Well this is funny because both of my accidents occured this year. I believe it was New Year's Day when I had a massive Xbox gathering at my house. It was extremely icy out that day. After playing Xbox for a long period of time, we decided to head out to fast food places to get some food. We all went outside and started slidding into people's cars. When I was done messing around I realised that I had forgot my wallet, so I then started walking back to my house. While walking to my house, I slipped on the ice and had a good sized gash that went right along my eyebrow. I find it ironic that I slipped when I was not being a fool. One of my friends who was there had a dad for a doctor, so he soon came over with some of that surgical super glue and fixed me up. Unfortunately, they had to shave off most of my eyebrow, so that took a while to obtain again.

Well this is weird, but this last week I was feeling a little ill, and thus I had not eaten a lot and was more tired that usual. I was asked to come over to a friend's house, so I did. He lives right next to a playground, so at about 4:00 in the morning I was monkeying around on the monkey bars. I soon grew tired of this and started head back for more Halo 2. On the way back I blacked out due to the lack of sleep, the lack of appetite, and the lack of energy. Unfortunately, I feel right on a concrete patio and cut the same eyebrow, but this time instead of being right along the eyebrow, it is vertical and thus almost perpendicular to my previous incident. I am lucky, the stitches come out today for that.

Well there are tons of painful things that have happened to me over the years... I'm extremely accident prone.

But one of the most recent and memorable was a few months ago:

I was sitting on the floor in my room organising school papers, I was beside a chest of drawers and across from me was a bookshelf that was quickly placed beside the door, protruding slightly past the door frame. So my brother comes along and decides the shelf is in his way and gives it a good shove from behind. The bookcase came down on me, pinning me between itself, the floor, and the chest of drawers. The corner of the bookshelf was in one side of my head while the knob of a drawer was in the other and my legs were pinned to the floor nder the shelf. Luckily I didn't get too badly injured, no broken bones or anything, but it actually dented my head. I just about passed out but my mum forced me to stay awake. That was really scary.

The most painfullest thing i've endured was walking and my feat had a cramp. It really hurted. I had to stop and sit down. OH and then there's a time when eating was painful; because my right side was bleeding because i bite it. bad habiit.