What's the WORST Date You've Ever Had?

With a nod to dizilluziondmasokist, my disaster dates really stand out in my mind as much a s the good ones!
There are so many of them!
Anybody else have any real doozies?? What made it a bad date, was it something you did to embarrass yourself?
Did your date turn out to be anything but pleasant, or did they bring their two best friends to grill you on your potential?
Did you sit down to your romantic picnic only to discover later that you'd parked yer butts in a patch of poison ivy?

'Fess up!

when i caught my girlfriend kissing another boy :-(


Mick

lol

Ouch!!! LOL!!!

i wasnt very happy about it lol

Mick

That should suck!

Why are you so happy? Don't tell me, she sucks too?(and you can't wait to dump her?)

I haven't had a really bad date yet, except one where there was no conversation... dead silence, and if a topic was brought up, everything was like answered in the least amount of words possible... and one time, the guy lied about something so he didn't have to take me home, what a guy, aye.

Well, my own worst date was when I put a personals ad in the paper and his was the first reply I got - had I but known!! LOL!!

We were supposed to go for dinner at a very nice restaurant, but when we got into the car he announced that he had decided to take me to a country-western bar instead; this after I'd told him on the phone that I DESPISE country-western music! But he insisted. We then proceeded to spend the next 90 minutes careening around madly in every direction in his deathtrap of a car because he couldn't remember where the {expletive deleted} place was; it was like a slightly-slower-paced 90 minutes on the Wild Mouse at the amusement park.......I was dizzy from not eating & had no idea where we were, that's probably why I didn't jump head-first from the car!

So he finally gave up trying to find the bar, and instead took me to his regular hangout, a dive where they actually had sawdust on the floor to soak up the vomit....um, yeah, every girl's dream date...... I didn't drink alcohol at the time --after that date I started , so I was stuck with a warm, flat ginger-ale for an hour, as I sat across from him wondering why his face and scalp had this slightly alarming glow-in-the-dark thang goin' on. It turned out to be "man makeup" that he thought made him look like Brad Pitt's prettier brother, but which reminded me more of The Incredible Hulk..........*sigh*........no wonder I'm still single......

Oh I can't resist telling about this one that happened to a friend of mine. This sounds like one of those "urban legends", but i know for a fact that it is true because I have known the two people involved for years:

A friend decided to try placing a personals ad in the newspaper just for fun, not expecting much, but to her surprise, she got some replies from some men who sounded wonderful! She was guarding her privacy, so she exchanged flirty emails with a few of them , and met a few for dinner. Nice, but no sparks........came time to meet one man who had been particularily flirty; their emails soon became cyber sex; she had high hopes and got dressed to the nines, showing off all her assets & hoping to be irresistible.

She meets this man at a romantic restaurant, and when he is shown to their table by the maitre d'.........HE TURNS OUT TO BE HER FATHER!!!!!

Her very married father. Whom she ahd been cyber-sexing with.

The final insult? After the horrible moment of shock wore off, he started lecturing her on the kind of cheating married scumbags who use the personal ads to prey on vulnerable women!!!!!

I don't think that I have had a "bad" date. I guess the worst ones were the ones where the girl just totally wasn't my type, but for the most part I figured that out before I asked them out.

I think that they worst date that I ever had, was when my ex and I were on a date and we end up argueing, then we ended up almost breaking up. But I think it was almost a month later that we did.