You Might Meet in the Mens Rest Room..

1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Crosseyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9. Absent Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to watch it bubble.
11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next urinal will get blamed.
12. Patient - Stands very close for a long time. While waiting he reads with free hand.
13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough - Bangs c*** on side of urinal to dry it.
15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, and drowns.
18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited - Holds two inch d*** like a baseball bat.

Albanians - cool people but a little country
italian - they do have prettiest girls in eu
serbian - totallt drugs

20 types of people you might meet in the mens restroom:
1. drunk people
2. sick people
3. narsasistic people
4. annoyed people
5. old people
6. fast-paced people
7. non hand washers
8. talkative people ( they freak me out!) seriously not in the bathroom, talk to me outside
9. possibly a lost girl
10. a bum
11. a drug addict
12. smelly people
13. bad aimed people
14. tired people (it IS a RESTroom)
15. clean people
16. germaphobic people
17. wierd people
18. tall people
19. short people
20. i actually hope i dont MEET anyone in the mens restroom